Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A funny little email I read today

1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....


8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!


9. This is my oath....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

2 comments:

Connie In Michigan said...

Thanks for the smile today!

AMKreations said...

Haha! I don't want it either. =)